Lmao I’m crying
being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did
not all termites
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
i s m e l l l i k e b e e f
*Donkey Kong, attracted by the scent of beef prepares to devour the small child.*
i s m e l l l i k E
*terrified by the bright colors the child was suddenly emiting, Donkey Kong speeds away from the horrific, beef scented child*
Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.
I BARELY HAVE TIME TO EAT AND SLEEP HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE TIME FOR EVERYTHING
when your friends think gross and offensive things are funny